Misspelling the word “definitely” as “defiantly” has the hilarious effect of completely changing the meaning of the sentence.
Just so we’re clear on the actual definitions of these words:
- Definitely: in a clear and definite manner; unambiguously.
- Defiantly: rebelliously: in a rebellious manner; “he rejected her words rebelliously”.
For example, saying “I will defiantly buy a hat” is kind of like saying “I will rebel against the system by purchasing a hat!”
This is where Twitter’s search feature brings in the hilarity:
Weekend in Bristol was live . Defiantly going back again — jack toldyaaaaaa (@tolcher16) March 9, 2014
Jack intends on ignoring the ban that he received from Bristol Crown Court.
Defiantly looking on slamming a steak and chips down me somewhere followed by a few beers
— Adam Burdell (@burdell1990) March 9, 2014
Adam continues his noble struggle against The War on Steak and Chips.
@BillyHutton1 I defiantly would if I wasn’t at work
— The New Bez (@luke_hockley) March 9, 2014
Some of us are too busy with our day jobs.
I have defiantly put on weight this weekend! — liv (@oliviaanewton_) March 9, 2014
Take that, society!
I am defiantly not a Sunny person
— ♪☆ Caffeine Cold ☆♪ (@C4NDY_BAR) March 9, 2014
Caffeine Cold letting his followers know that his frown is an act of rebellion.
Defiantly watching wolf of wall street today!
— leee_murphyy (@Leee_Boii) March 9, 2014
Lee goes against his parents’ wishes.
Defiantly not leaving the house today
— Leah Peek (@LeahPeek782) March 9, 2014
“We shall not, we shall not be moved!”
I’m defiantly dying
— Kaylaaaa (@kaylajeannnn) March 9, 2014
Day 14 of Kayla’s hunger strike against the civil rights abuses in Guantanamo Bay.
@GITPVOTWOEVENTS thank you for a great run last night, well organised and a great experience. Will defiantly do it again!
— Emma Halliday (@EmmaHalliday5) March 9, 2014
“Break the law” by Judas Priest is now playing in my head.
Defiantly getting out of bed now
— mush (@Mahrya_) March 9, 2014
The best way to start your day!
Defiantly taking history and English language for A level , people are going to think I’m clever
— natz (@nataliegorstt_) March 9, 2014
Defiantly wearing shorts today
— Ant Cook (@antcook22) March 9, 2014
Keep fighting the good fight.
Defiantly wearing a dress today
— megan lovell! (@megaaalove) March 9, 2014
Megan takes a page out of Ant’s book.
Defiantly doing something next weekend, been doing nothing on weekends for the past few weeks
— Shannon Briggs (@xoxoxshannonxox) March 9, 2014
Sometimes, we’re not entirely sure what we’ll be rebelling against next.
If #oomf wasn’t #oomf I would defiantly tweet something
— QUEEN LEE (@LyrikLy) March 9, 2014
Im defiantly going disneyland paris this year
— Ollie James (@ojames92) March 9, 2014
The man isn’t going to stop Ollie from seeing Mickey Mouse.
This guy on 59 defiantly had his dong out pissing over the ledge
— Josh Catchpole (@Catchpolex22) March 9, 2014
There is no better way to rebel against the system.
Defiantly failing my science and math, bo way am I going to get an A
— Elle (@EleanorHallam99) March 9, 2014
@ItsGib lmfao it’s defiantly “you’re” you’re = you are. You stupid f*ck.
— Erik Reichert (@xEReichert) March 9, 2014
The irony burns.
defiantly skating today
— Daniel (@denul_k) March 9, 2014
Daniel isn’t a part of your system.
Defiantly getting shitfaced after work
— Luke Peace (@LukePeace92) March 9, 2014
Luke fights against the evils of sobriety.
I’m defiantly going to hell
— Lauren Cliffe (@lozzacliffey) March 9, 2014
Listen man, I don’t need your heaven.
Defiantly going to college in New York.
— Brandi H. (@BrandiTamia) March 9, 2014
Her parents wanted her to stay in California.
something defiantly is going on..
— natalie. (@_nattyxoxoxo) March 9, 2014
Natalie senses the insurrection.
Defiantly wearing all black at work today idgaf
— Kiera Dawn (@kiera_dawn7) March 9, 2014
Funnily enough, this sentence still works.
Defiantly going to Church!..
— IG: TheRealGreg_ (@I_TwEATitRight) March 9, 2014
Greg fights back against the scourge of atheism.
Lady bird just bit me. I’m defiantly going to wake up tomorrow as half lady bird
— Tara Mi Su (@Tara_Kingg) March 9, 2014
They told me I could be anything, so I became a lady bird.
That guy defiantly shit his pants when my dad yelled at him haha
— Alex Binfield (@ABinfield) March 9, 2014
People react to conflict in different ways.
This woman’s defiantly playing with her boobs in the sauna right now….uh
— lindsey lawls (@Lindslawls) March 10, 2014
Civil disobedience that we can all support.